There are two kinds of people in the world: people who think Carole did it and people who are wrong. Make sure everyone knows exactly which kind you are.
This mug makes it clear that you are not to be messed with until you've had your morning coffee. And even then, it's important they know that YOU know exactly how to make a human appetizing to a big cat.
.: White ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)